♋ PCG 5

[crusthatecean]

[Audio Hook; Filtered from Gamzee]

Okay. Don't go around getting cute or mentioning any hypothetical audio hook arguments anyone has recently had with themselves that may or may not have been an embarrassment to witness. This is important shit, so stuff a wad down your cacophonous ignorance tubes for at long as you can manage it and listen, because this one is a question for the humans.

I really need to know. When your most ignorant shit-sponged delinquents want to completely fuck up their thinkpans, what sorts of substances to they ingest to accomplish this? And where do they find it? Hypothetically, what is the best possible way for an immature human being to get completely fucked up to the point of spending hours sitting around wondering how fucking magnetism is accomplished?

It's not for me. It's for a...friend.

Comments

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

You don't see my hand because we're talking through a phone, Mr. Vantas.

Not that I care. Whatever you want to do to ensure he does not snap and go on a murderous rampage that ends with a good number of you dead. Be my guest.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know your game. Say it like it's a good plan, because it fucking is, but really you're just trying to make me think it's fucked up to sit around and feed him poison just to save our own asses.

Nice fucking try, asshole, but I'm impervious to guilt in general and I'm not feeling remotely guilty about my frankly brilliant and necessary leaderly decision.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Actually, no. I'm not saying that at all. If Mr. Makara ever attacked me I could handle him with an arm behind my back. Drugging him to ensure he does not harm civilians is very reasonable. After all, you have been doing that already with the pies.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

It is reasonable, fuckass. Very reasonable, so fuck you.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

You don't seem very happy about me agreeing with you. Having second thoughts about drugging your friend?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

No, I'm just tired of you meddling and trying to put words in my speech flap.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Meddling? I am doing no such thing, Mr. Vantas. I was merely complimenting you on an excellent decision.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Asshole!

[hangs up!]