♋ PCG 5

[crusthatecean]

[Audio Hook; Filtered from Gamzee]

Okay. Don't go around getting cute or mentioning any hypothetical audio hook arguments anyone has recently had with themselves that may or may not have been an embarrassment to witness. This is important shit, so stuff a wad down your cacophonous ignorance tubes for at long as you can manage it and listen, because this one is a question for the humans.

I really need to know. When your most ignorant shit-sponged delinquents want to completely fuck up their thinkpans, what sorts of substances to they ingest to accomplish this? And where do they find it? Hypothetically, what is the best possible way for an immature human being to get completely fucked up to the point of spending hours sitting around wondering how fucking magnetism is accomplished?

It's not for me. It's for a...friend.

Comments

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

...What?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Okay, do you know how to get shit that humans eat or whatever to fuck up their thinkpans.

If not, none of this is relevant to you.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Baking stuff usually seems to get pans pretty messed up. If you don't wash them right away.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Yeah, okay. Whatever it is you take to get this way? I need some of it.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Try muffins, then.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I'll give it a shot.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

Let me know if it works!

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

That would be a motherfucking miracle, all right.

[moemoetentacles.livejournal.com]

What does that mean?