♋ PCG 5

[crusthatecean]

[Audio Hook; Filtered from Gamzee]

Okay. Don't go around getting cute or mentioning any hypothetical audio hook arguments anyone has recently had with themselves that may or may not have been an embarrassment to witness. This is important shit, so stuff a wad down your cacophonous ignorance tubes for at long as you can manage it and listen, because this one is a question for the humans.

I really need to know. When your most ignorant shit-sponged delinquents want to completely fuck up their thinkpans, what sorts of substances to they ingest to accomplish this? And where do they find it? Hypothetically, what is the best possible way for an immature human being to get completely fucked up to the point of spending hours sitting around wondering how fucking magnetism is accomplished?

It's not for me. It's for a...friend.

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[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Yeah. He's not showing any signs of it.

It might not even be a problem until he's a troll again. Not that I give a shit about that stuff, but the higher bloods are known for flipping the fuck out like that.

Anyway, I'd appreciate it. And if you don't mind, keep quiet about all that culling business.

[ooeeooahah]

I will. But understand that we have to pull together a lot of different cultures. And much as we might hate it, they need to at least fit Mayfield's rules enough that nobody gets droned when we need them.

I was a psychiatrist back home. Normally, I'd be against drugging someone to the gills. In this case, it would be a possible answer if he's a danger to himself or others.

Though, if he regains his physiology from home, I'm not sure if what we use on humans would work on him.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

He's my responsibility, and I'm going to deal with it.

If he regains his physiology, I know what to do to keep it under control, so once that happens, you can forget this is even an issue. I don't need this going around and getting back to the wrong people.

[ooeeooahah]

All right then.

I'm Ilsa Higa. I'll look for the human equivalent, and if you need me, just call.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Karkat Vantas.

If everything goes to shit, I'll do my best to get in touch.

[ooeeooahah]

Karkat? You may have started out with the oddest request I've heard in a while, but I'm glad you asked for help. Keep looking out for your friend.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Yeah, looking out for my friends, that's what I do.

Anyway. Thanks. I guess.