Karkat Vantas ([personal profile] crusthatecean) wrote2011-07-10 02:49 pm

♋ PCG 5

[Audio Hook; Filtered from Gamzee]

Okay. Don't go around getting cute or mentioning any hypothetical audio hook arguments anyone has recently had with themselves that may or may not have been an embarrassment to witness. This is important shit, so stuff a wad down your cacophonous ignorance tubes for at long as you can manage it and listen, because this one is a question for the humans.

I really need to know. When your most ignorant shit-sponged delinquents want to completely fuck up their thinkpans, what sorts of substances to they ingest to accomplish this? And where do they find it? Hypothetically, what is the best possible way for an immature human being to get completely fucked up to the point of spending hours sitting around wondering how fucking magnetism is accomplished?

It's not for me. It's for a...friend.

[identity profile] telepervtation.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
...And why would you need to know these things?

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Do you know what I need and where I can get it?

If so, I will consider explaining myself in return for cooperation. If not, mind your own fucking business.

[identity profile] telepervtation.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
I won't tell you a single thing until you check that filthy mouth of yours. Your mother should've taught you how to speak to a lady.

[identity profile] crusthatecean.livejournal.com 2011-07-11 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
I've never had anything approximating a "mother", and I don't really give a shit. Sorry if that defends your delicate fucking sensibilities.