♋ PCG 5

[crusthatecean]

[Audio Hook; Filtered from Gamzee]

Okay. Don't go around getting cute or mentioning any hypothetical audio hook arguments anyone has recently had with themselves that may or may not have been an embarrassment to witness. This is important shit, so stuff a wad down your cacophonous ignorance tubes for at long as you can manage it and listen, because this one is a question for the humans.

I really need to know. When your most ignorant shit-sponged delinquents want to completely fuck up their thinkpans, what sorts of substances to they ingest to accomplish this? And where do they find it? Hypothetically, what is the best possible way for an immature human being to get completely fucked up to the point of spending hours sitting around wondering how fucking magnetism is accomplished?

It's not for me. It's for a...friend.

Comments

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Are muffins a type of human drug? Someone said they were, but she's also completed retarded, so I have no idea.

Whatever. If he keeps acting how he's acting now, he's fine. The difference is really obvious. And I have no idea if he'll even care about humans, although considering human blood color is the lowest blood even possible for us, he might. If he starts acting off, you might want to watch out anyway.

[echidna]

I don't think you could really call muffins a drug, not by themselves. It sounds like someone was messing with you!

Okay, I guess we'll just keep a close eye on him from now? At least it will be easy when he lives in the same house. Since we're sort of family now, it's our job!

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I hope you realize I don't at all see why that should be true.

But fine, it'll be good to have multiple eyes on this issue.

[echidna]

I guess it's just a human thing! It's one of the nice things about humans though, so hopefully you'll learn to like it.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Stranger fucking bullshit has happened. But not much.

[echidna]

I think secretly you already like it!

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Oh, are you reading my secret thoughts now? Go ahead, be my guest. Let me know if you find any other big surprises.

[echidna]

No, I'm just taking a guess actually. But if you want me to try and read your secret thoughts, I could try!

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Yeah, go ahead. It should be good for a laugh.

[echidna]

Hmm, let's see!

[ And she sort of stares for at him for a few long moments, quite possibly honestly trying to tap into any mind reading abilities she may have. The staring ends abruptly with her laughter. ]

I think you're resisting my attempts to read your mind!