♋ PCG 5

[crusthatecean]

[Audio Hook; Filtered from Gamzee]

Okay. Don't go around getting cute or mentioning any hypothetical audio hook arguments anyone has recently had with themselves that may or may not have been an embarrassment to witness. This is important shit, so stuff a wad down your cacophonous ignorance tubes for at long as you can manage it and listen, because this one is a question for the humans.

I really need to know. When your most ignorant shit-sponged delinquents want to completely fuck up their thinkpans, what sorts of substances to they ingest to accomplish this? And where do they find it? Hypothetically, what is the best possible way for an immature human being to get completely fucked up to the point of spending hours sitting around wondering how fucking magnetism is accomplished?

It's not for me. It's for a...friend.

Comments

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Naw, she ain't a slime pie, she a pink hoofbeast pie. Uhhhhh, I think. Real motherfuckin' sweet as hell. We gonna be throwing our wicked party on up and all over the place.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Okay, I have no idea what you're talking about, but it sounds terrible.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't really be getting it either, but I ain't gonna be questioning it all in. Just gotta let the miracles happen, bro.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I think I'm starting to see the light on miracles. It's obviously a miracle that in such a short amount of time you've already managed to surround yourself with the worst people in this dump.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Haha, friendship is a beautiful thing, best friend. About time you all be seeing the light and shit on the most beautiful miracle of all.