♋ PCG 5

[crusthatecean]

[Audio Hook; Filtered from Gamzee]

Okay. Don't go around getting cute or mentioning any hypothetical audio hook arguments anyone has recently had with themselves that may or may not have been an embarrassment to witness. This is important shit, so stuff a wad down your cacophonous ignorance tubes for at long as you can manage it and listen, because this one is a question for the humans.

I really need to know. When your most ignorant shit-sponged delinquents want to completely fuck up their thinkpans, what sorts of substances to they ingest to accomplish this? And where do they find it? Hypothetically, what is the best possible way for an immature human being to get completely fucked up to the point of spending hours sitting around wondering how fucking magnetism is accomplished?

It's not for me. It's for a...friend.

Comments

[t4st3s.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow, you're so right! I haven't spent a month as one or months before this doing nothing but talking to them!

[ click.

she has excellent phone etiquette when it comes to Karkat. ]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[Okay he has better things to do right now, he's not calling her back.

Okay, he's calling her back.]

[t4st3s.livejournal.com]

[ She stares at the phone for a minute, debating, before she picks it up. ]

I thought you didn't want my help!

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

It's not that. But I have no idea how any of this works, and it's actually kind of important.

But go ahead! If you know what to give to a human to keep their think train from running off the rails into we're all fucked valley, let's hear it.

[t4st3s.livejournal.com]

Well I don't actually know, but.

[ Her shrug is audible over the line. ]

What happened?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Gamzee just showed up. In my hive. He's fine, but...

I told you about him, right? The last I heard from him before this, he was...okay, he was seriously fucking scaring me. I just want this under control before that starts to happen again.