♋ PCG 5

[crusthatecean]

[Audio Hook; Filtered from Gamzee]

Okay. Don't go around getting cute or mentioning any hypothetical audio hook arguments anyone has recently had with themselves that may or may not have been an embarrassment to witness. This is important shit, so stuff a wad down your cacophonous ignorance tubes for at long as you can manage it and listen, because this one is a question for the humans.

I really need to know. When your most ignorant shit-sponged delinquents want to completely fuck up their thinkpans, what sorts of substances to they ingest to accomplish this? And where do they find it? Hypothetically, what is the best possible way for an immature human being to get completely fucked up to the point of spending hours sitting around wondering how fucking magnetism is accomplished?

It's not for me. It's for a...friend.

Comments

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

It wasn't.

...You have fur on your lip? I'm lucky, my human form never grew any facial fur.

[Now picturing Kanaya with a thick, luxurious mustache.]

[mothersome.livejournal.com]

I thought it was a feature common to all.

_{[ The possibilities are endless. (http://i.imgur.com/Vgz2C.gif) ]}

It wouldn't suit you very well, anyway. ... As far as I can imagine. You were asking for a sopor slime substitute?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

It seems some humans have it and some don't. I don't know why.

Gamzee just showed up in my house. He can use it. He gets kind of weird when he goes off it.

[mothersome.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it appeals to their aesthetic.

And withdrawal can do that. Addiction is a powerful thing. Have you gotten any replies?

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Some.

I'm not sure it'll be an issue with him human, but it can't hurt to try.

[mothersome.livejournal.com]

Well, good luck and gogspeed. I will do whatever I can to assist before it drives you... what was it? The metaphor involving excrement and dipteran larvae.