♋ PCG 2

[crusthatecean]

Okay, so, how long does this shit usually last?

I don't really have any problem killing the target I was given. Actually, it'd almost be an act of mercy to end his miserable existence. But I'm also not really interested in playing human games. How good exactly are these so-called prizes?

[Action]

[A. Here's Karkat down at the general store, looking in the garden supply section! That's nice, to see that despite his grumpiness, he's taken up an interest in gardening!

He seems to be taking a few practice garden swipes with a sickle.

B. Here's Karkat walking around town with his new purchase! He's giving everyone he sees suspicious glares. If you happen to look like a smug douchebag wearing sunglasses, he'll particularly give you a once over.

C. Here's Karkat suddenly stopping in the middle of the street and looking absolutely terrified! There doesn't seem to be anything there. Careful approaching him; he looks ready to strike at anyone.]

[Filtered to Trolls]

[Karkat sounds urgent and fairly terrified when he picks up the phone again a bit later.]

This is your leader speaking, so you better answer! You assholes are all still alive, aren't you?

We have a worse situation than any of this human bullshit, got it? None of you pan-addled idiots had the sense to tell me Gamzee was here. He's gone completely shithive maggots, and he's...and on top of that, we have Noir to deal with, and he'll definitely find us, so...

You fucking jackasses better not be dead!

Comments

B

[timetables.livejournal.com]

[As it so happens, this cool kid with sunglasses looks very much like a douchebag with sunglasses.]

Kinda weird time to take up a new hobby.

C!

[nerdheir.livejournal.com]

[ John's actually heading in the opposite direction as Karkat, but he doesn't notice him at first when he passes by. Pulling back, a regular hammer in his hands, he looks at him.

Mind, he doesn't recognize you Karkat, but just start talking and I'm sure he will :D ]

Hey, are you okay? You look kind of scared.

C

[made-this-town.livejournal.com]

What the goofy fuck is the matter with you.

[im-the-cute-one.livejournal.com]

How dare you defy my orders! This speaks ill of you, young man!

[skyruns.livejournal.com]

I think they're more red herrings, if anything. I can't say for sure.

C

[fearcutsdeeper]

[This girl edging warily down the sidewalk stops and gives him a Not Impressed look.]

[phone] SORRY THIS IS SO LATE, I didn't know if she'd be alive for this or not h-haha

[tacklepounce.livejournal.com]

Karkat?

[ He's not the only one freaking out; it's a pretty frazzled Nepeta that responds, sporting several bloody bandages, not that Karkat could tell over the phone. What does show is an uncharacteristic sense of urgency and a distinct lack of cat puns. ]

Are you okay? Who's still alive? I can't find anyone, even Equius, I think they're being hunted too!