♋ PCG 5

[crusthatecean]

[Audio Hook; Filtered from Gamzee]

Okay. Don't go around getting cute or mentioning any hypothetical audio hook arguments anyone has recently had with themselves that may or may not have been an embarrassment to witness. This is important shit, so stuff a wad down your cacophonous ignorance tubes for at long as you can manage it and listen, because this one is a question for the humans.

I really need to know. When your most ignorant shit-sponged delinquents want to completely fuck up their thinkpans, what sorts of substances to they ingest to accomplish this? And where do they find it? Hypothetically, what is the best possible way for an immature human being to get completely fucked up to the point of spending hours sitting around wondering how fucking magnetism is accomplished?

It's not for me. It's for a...friend.

Comments

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I wasn't scared, I was startled. There's a huge fucking difference, fuckass.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Whoa, really? Sooooooooory. Stepping on horns usually all what scares the motherfuckin' shit out of me, honk! [What's sad is that being startled is actually pretty much the maximum amount of fear that Gamzee has ever felt.]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Well, that's stupid.

Whatever, it doesn't matter.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

All right, if you be saying so.

Hey, guess the motherfuck what. Look what I all up and got my pink starmonkey hands on today! [Pulls out a bike horn from his pocket and honks it happily.]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Ohfuck okay, nice horn, I'm sorry to tell you this, but as a leader, I've decreed there is a strict no honking shit in this house policy, so put that the fuck away.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[:o( all up over his face right now]

Aww bro, a brother's gotta get his honk on, it be all what's in my soul and shit. [honks the horn sadly yes he is good enough to pull that off] C'mon, get your motherfuckin' squeeze on and you'll know what I be talking about.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Okay.

Here's the deal. I'll get my motherfucking squeeze on and if it stirs new emotions deep in my soul, I'll let you keep your shitty horns in here.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Haha, you got yourself a deal, my brother! [hands it over]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[honk. honk.

this face.]

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[this face]

Motherfuck yeah! You be feelin' the blessings of the Mirthful Messiahs powering their way all through your soul and shit now, bro!

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Nope.

No horns. Take it outside, asshole.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Aww, well, if that be all what your motherfuckin' heart up and wants and shit, you got it, best friend. I'll up and leave all the honktraband outside the motherfuckin' hive.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Good. Keep it that way.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

You still be chill with the motherfuckin' make-up though, yeah? Found a wicked clown sister who be showing me where I can get some of the starmonkey kind.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

That's fine, as long as I never have to meet your clown sister.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Naaaw, bro, she be dope. Been kicking up the wicked friendship with everyone I be meeting in this miracle land, they all be motherfuckin' off the chain. Even got my chat on with a motherfuckin' pie!

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

...Fuck. Did you find slime on your own after all?

Here I am actually spending time on this fucking bullshit like the universe's largest and most cavernous asshole.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Naw, she ain't a slime pie, she a pink hoofbeast pie. Uhhhhh, I think. Real motherfuckin' sweet as hell. We gonna be throwing our wicked party on up and all over the place.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Okay, I have no idea what you're talking about, but it sounds terrible.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I don't really be getting it either, but I ain't gonna be questioning it all in. Just gotta let the miracles happen, bro.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I think I'm starting to see the light on miracles. It's obviously a miracle that in such a short amount of time you've already managed to surround yourself with the worst people in this dump.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

Haha, friendship is a beautiful thing, best friend. About time you all be seeing the light and shit on the most beautiful miracle of all.