♋ PCG 13

[crusthatecean]

[Action, 1338 Benny Road; Thursday afternoon]

[Well, Karkat intended to go to the Post Office as soon as the zombie threat was finished. But early the next morning, he was forced to go to school instead, so it's not until afterward that he's able to make it.

Finally, he manages to make it back to his hive with an unwieldy recuperacoon, only to be greeted by Jade's drone, even though she was fine just earlier that day. Between being stuck as a human again and finding out about that, he's in a bad mood, so he'll just be sitting on the couch channel flipping next to the recuperacoon and judging everything on TV.]

[Phone]

Guess what? I'm human again. Karkat, really? You're human? Wow, I didn't recognize you at all! How'd that happen? When are you going back to normal? What do you look like now? Wait, we've never met, but you're were a species other than human in the first place?

There, that's all out of the way. We can now returned to your regularly scheduled not giving a shit about this. Anyone who does decide to bother me about this subject will be ignored in the iciest fashion possible.

In much more important but equally beyond our ability to do anything about news, Harley is apparently panscrubbed. No, I don't know why or how long she'll be gone for.

((OOC: Karkat is human again, and will be until I say otherwise even if I use his troll icons. He looks pretty much the same only not grey with horns and with browner hair and brown eyes. Not red like in the icons, yeah.))

Comments

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

That never applied in these situations.

[He's still sitting around being grumpy.]

Sorry, nothing is a good color for you anyway.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

Going back on your word now?

[leeeeeeans over him]

I'm going to miss your nubby little horns!

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

They aren't nubby, and I'm going to miss them, too.

But I got him enough sopor to last a long time, so I think it's worth it.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

[sits next to him and leans close- she's just sniffing him to get a better 'look'.] I hope so. But, wow, you smell kinda funny now. Like the humans.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Wow, why would that be?

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

Oh, shut up! I'm just saying it is kind of weird and a little gross coming from you.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Seriously?

Thanks, I was happy about this situation already, and you're making it even better.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! Also, don't be stupid, I was kidding. [drapes on him] Actually, you still smell like my favorite color! But less like pavement. [touches his head oh nooooo the nubby horns truly are gone]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Oh.

[Well...he isn't happy about the favorite color thing but he doesn't want her to think he's gross either.]

Well, it isn't that big of a deal.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

[well jeez Karkat what color do you think human blood is. you will never escape it.]

Except for the no interspecies makeouts thing.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I already told you, that doesn't apply. I'm still a fucking troll.

Since when does anyone care about my rules anyway?

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

You are our leader. We've got to care about your rules to some degree.

[shooshhhhhh. she knows he's in a bad mood and she's just dealing with it in the only way she knows how, by teasing him. even though she knows they've got a lot else to talk about.]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

That's a joke.

[He is in a bad mood, but nothing's really being directed at her. He's just really unsure how to proceed right now, and since she's acting normal, he's taking his cues from that.]

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

It's not... [she trails off and falls into silence, twisting her hands in her lap.] Are you gonna stay in here all day watching dumb TV shows or do you want to go somewhere together? I was thinking of taking a walk, and, you know, I need help to get across the street.

[that's a lie and he'd know it, because she can smell the stop signs and cars coming, but she's looking at him with great sincerity, wanting him to say yes.]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

There's nothing on.

Sure, let's go.

[Getting up.]

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

[she reaches for his hand and awkwardly misses, so she just lets hers dangle at her side, trying to look like she totally meant to miss. she heads towards the door.]

The human diner is pretty good! We can go get something to eat.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[He's not really hungry, but he is also sort of wondering if she's asking him on a human date. Which, if she is, she's doing it all wrong, but he's not going to comment.]

Okay, sure. Human diner is fine by me.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

[sh...shut up oh maaan she should have known Karkat could see right through it what with all of his shitty teen romance films.

o-oh well...]

Yeah! [claps her hands together] Everything in there smells especially good! And they have these things called milkshakes which are actually not disgusting for being made with milk.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I think I'll pass, I'm finished with milk for a long time.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

[o-oh she shouldn't have said that] ...I meant hamburgers! Hamburgers are good.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Okay, I will try a human hamburger.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

[long pause.] You're still pretty handsome, you know!

...As a human, I mean.

[why does every attempt she makes to stop making things be awkward backfire...........]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

[O-oh delicious cherry blushing here.]

Really?

I mean, thanks for the fucking compliment, I look basically the same.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

[turns

slowly

don't think she doesn't smell that]

Hehehe. You're blushing...! Cute.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

I am not. Let's just fucking go.