[exsilium] IC CONTACT

[crusthatecean]

APPARENTLY I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DEAL WITH YOU RIGHT NOW,
BUT THAT ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, IS IT?
YOU WON'T BE SATISFIED UNTIL YOU'VE MONOPOLIZED EVERY MICROSECOND OF MY LIFE WITH YOUR ASININE COMMENTS AND PETTY AWFUL PERSONAL PROBLEMS.
WELL, FINE.
PLEASE PROCEED IN AN EFFICIENT MANNER TO EXPECTORATE YOUR PROBLEMS ALL OVER MY WAITING ENGORGED PATIENCE NODES.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?

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[Arrival]

[crusthatecean]

[So this jerk is going to show up in the apartment sometime after meeting up with his troll friends.

He's moving in, your new roommate is a tiny grey candy-corn horned brat.]

[Voice]

[speakveryclearly]

[It's a phone call at about 6:00 PM on Monday, December 17th. WHO COULD IT BE. No, it's Kanaya.]

Can I assume that your incredible tactical skills and intrepid nature have prevented you from falling victim to this so-called "zombie apocalypse", unlike certain other members of our team.

[Text]

[speakveryclearly]

[Very plausibly the exact time she sends interestingly enough; somewhere between half an hour and two hours after Eridan's post.]

Hey Karkat
Theres A Situation Ive Needed Your Leaderly Guidance On For Some Time Now
And Although You May Be In A State Of Great Disturbance At This Moment
I Think
This Might Be The Perfect Time To Ask
Maybe Even The Only Time

[speakveryclearly]

If Ive Been Informed Correctly Weve Returned To A State Of Affairs Where "Talk To Me In The Future" Has Regained Its Meaning
So
Hi